Dear brain, Will you please stop pretending that the only food you need is chocolate and chips? It really isn't doing your hips any favours! Dear Grandma, Happy (slightly belated) Birthday! Dear fellow bloggers, How do you stay inspired? Dear scrapbook, Can you just do yourself tonight? Dear Community, You are the greatest show in the history of tv. The end.
Dear Head, Please stop pounding. I would like to stand up without throwing up please. Dear Gatorade, Could you cool down faster so I can drink you please?
Dear self, Stop spilling things, the floor is wet enough already. Dear Wii, Do you ever get any easier? Dear Ryan Reynolds, I love you. Dear Brain, Refer to my letter to my head. Please. Please. Ouch.
Please tell me the whole world has seen this. Like seriously, I have never seen any other man in the entire world who looks sexy in a onesie (sorry Joey!).
I'm not sure about you, but my Facebook status' are always dear xxx, from me. So here are my little letters of today.
Dear My First Follower, Hey Ashaaaa whadda guuuurl, welcome to the blogosphere. (:
Dear Mother Nature, Can you pretty please make up your mind? We've season hopped for long enough!
Dear Public Transit, Can you please try and be on time for once. Ever. Please.
