If I Were A...

If I were a gemstone, I'd be a ruby
If I were a scent, I'd be chocolate chip cookies and bacon
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of impractical gigantic heels
If I were the weather, I'd be a bright sunshine-y day but when you can see the snow on top of the mountains
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smirk

If I were a car, I'd be a clunker
If I were a time of day, I'd be 6:30 AM
If I were a month, I'd be September
If I were a place, I'd be the tip top of a mountain
If I were a liquid, I'd be a shot of vodka
If I were a taste, I'd be something sweet and salty

If I were a sea animal, I'd be a whale
If I were a food, I'd be popcorn
If I were a colour, I'd be purple
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a grand piano
If I were a flower, I'd be a becky daisy
If I were a song, I'd be moonlight sonata by Beethoven 

If I were a planet, I'd be pluto
If I were an object, I'd be a chef knife
If I were a fruit, I'd be a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be a the tv playing in the background
If I were a day of the week, I'd be a Thursday

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